Welcome home, almost

Here’s another cute house I might buy. I’m getting good at the almost buying part.

Prices are great. Such bargains, that the competition is fierce. I lost my first one a few weeks ago, there were 17 other offers and 6 were over the full asking price within the first week. My agent tells me, I’ll likely make 5 or 6 offers before it happens. It’s crazy to me. You take a quick look around, try and imagine yourself living there everyday, then move fast to spend about 400k.

Will I be happy here? Did anyone die here? What’s that weird smell? Are the neighbors nice? Is it safe? Is it a fair price? Am I making a huge mistake?

And finally, when can I have my first martini party here?

I’m indecisive about lunch, how am I supposed to do this.