What’s not to love about AAA?

They just might be a girls best friend, and most reliable partner. That 50$ a year fee sure saved my ass this morning.

Monday mornings can suck anyway. But especially with a flat, on the inside lane of 5 on the 405 in traffic. I could feel the hate, as I created the holdup, no one honked or yelled but it was there. I would have put up a big “I’m sorry” sign if I had one. I was the fucker holding up traffic.

Within minutes I had AAA on the phone and they had a guy coming. The woman even stayed on the phone with me til he arrived. Then CHP had to totally stop traffic to help us get across all the lanes to safety. Nothing like standing on a crazy LA freeway as fast drivers become mad ones and go around you. It was weird. I wondered if I knew anyone that was whizzing by. Or if I was on the traffic report. “There’s a nice girl blocking the fast lane, she feels bad so go easy on her”

It could have been worse. After dark would have been dangerous. Or I could have been going somewhere really important. Luckily my boss is cool and understands this kind of thing.

If I didn’t have AAA no idea who I would even call. Who else has a truck with flashing yellow lights, can rescue you in 15 minutes, then change your tire with a smile.

No blow job required.