I love Target way too much

It always makes me happy. The way some girls feel about Barneys or Bloomingdales.

I like to go when it’s not crowded and take my time. It’s all stuff I’m going to use eventually and I like to be stocked up. A girl can never have too many lotions and potions. Or cute Converse jeans and t-shirts. You can even buy them online then return to the store if you need to like my friend Candy does.

Last time I was there my receipt had a survey that I did to be entered into a drawing for a $5,000 gift card. That’s a lifetime of lip gloss and flip flops in my book. Figure I spend maybe $100 there every couple weeks, so $5,000 would last me pretty much forever. But wait, they have patio furniture, wine and electronics. Oh, and books, diet cokes and workout clothes.

I would never need to shop anywhere else again. My mom’s oversized Target in Dallas even has a regular grocery store in one half. Pretty perfect huh.

Besides the everyday goodies, summer’s here so it’s time for more fake tan spray.

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