It’s a whole new Crazy on Bridezillas!

Where do they find the crazy bitches for this show? Who signs up to be on a tv series known as “I am the bridal monster.” If you’re that nutty don’t you keep that shit to yourself? Must be a low point in life when the producers call and invite you and your off the charts wedding rage to be on display.

“We’ve heard you’re a real lunatic and we’d love to film you in action.”

I can’t believe it’s for real, and that I watch it every week. Last episode the woman was so completely hysterical I felt like I needed to write the poor groom and warn him. Then I remembered….it’s too late, they are already hitched. He must like going ball-free cause she had his in her pocket. She scolded him like a child and took great pleasure in “owning” him. It was creepy.

My sister got married recently. I was prepared for anything. I’ve seen enough episodes to know the danger. She was a little stressed but no one lost their balls. No tantrums, no drama. Sorry Christen, you’re just not crazy enough to qualify.