Just one more palace I can’t afford

I run by this cute house all the time and now it’s for sale. I’ve accepted the sad reality that I can’t afford to buy in my neighborhood. Shit, none of my friends can afford to buy in my neighborhood. But I was curious and it’s actually a bargain at only $995,000. Crazy right. Two bedrooms, one bath, 1000 square feet in a great location right across from a pocket park. 

 

 

This is what a million bucks gets you in Santa Monica. Well, this is what a million bucks gets someone else. I prefer something smaller and crappier anyway.

um…recession? foreclosures? apparently Santa Monica is immune!

I would love to live out there but I prefer my new 4 bedroom 2 1/2 bath home with a nice yard. Also the police and sheriff living on the street is nice too. Compared to the the house in the my was a cheap at under $200,000

um I think that is Jennifer Aniston’s new storage unit :P