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Mr mid-life crisis in gold chains pulls up to the repair shop in his Honda S2000. It’s the color of cheap mustard. Ick. Why do they even make cars in that color? I feel bad for his wife, mistress, girlfriend, one night stand, all of them.

Now I have a craving for corn dogs. I really want to tell him he looks like a huge weiner in that tiny clown car. And he actually tells the repair guy “I love it, and so does everyone else”

Dear Weiner,

Everyone else is lying.