For an escort, I thought you’d be hotter

Seems money can solve one of a girls problems.

A few weeks ago there was an email sent out to a large group of women I socialize with. Written by one of the women new to the group, she had a dilemma. She needed a date for an important work event and didn’t know even one man she could ask to be a well behaved and charming pal for an evening. Either she’s 97 and hideous or so hot, guys can’t keep their hands off her, right?

Then yesterday, she happily writes, again to the whole group as if we care, thanks for all the suggestions, she’s found her man. A real male escort. That’s right girls, if you can’t rustle up even one male friend or husband of a girlfriend to borrow, just get your wallet out and pay this guy. For $100 an hour he will be your man whore for the night. He’s kinda cute, but come on.

http://www.meetalfie.com/

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he is expensive, $100 for the first hour and $65 each additional! we are in a recession!

hard to believe she doesn’t have a great gay guy friend that could escort her to this event–i guess i’m picturing the hunky guy from the Julia Robert’s “My Best Friend’s Wedding” scenario.