Who’s your Freebie?

You know, the one person you’re allowed to cheat with if ever given the chance. All pre-arranged and approved up front, with your partner. Anything goes for a full 24 hours. Who do you wanna do? Then after, no punishment or pouting. Please don’t judge, but I have this major thing for Jerry Seinfeld. Funny is sexy. And he has all those cool cars.

Who’s yours? If you don’t have one already, now’s your chance.

I _____(your name here)____ am completely allowed to get it on with ____(insert flings name here)___.

Sign and date here _______________________________

(notarize if you must and hope for the best)