Remember when 35 sounded old?

So now that I’m a bit past that, I must be ancient.

But I used to think I just dont want to live beyond 50. I imagined driving off a cliff to avoid being really old. Anything would be better than aging.

Of course I also used to wear jordache jeans and listen to Bad Company.

My, how times have changed. And maybe it’s just me, but I swear all of the hottest women are in their forties. Or maybe I just choose to see it that way. We’re living longer, we’re staying healthier. We’re cuter than most regular strippers. Then see “The Wrestler” and check out Marisa Tomei naked a lot. She’s 44 and um, her body is hot. Just 1 more reason to get a job dancing around a pole.