And all the other names Greys Anatomy has come up with for our lady parts. Last season it was the popular Vajayjay, even you know who was using it, everyday it seemed like. I think she’s swell, but it started to feel overused. Sorry Oprah.
My favorite was LadyTown. It seemed like a real destination, a place so superb, only the most special and well behaved guests would get invited back. Okay, maybe that was my own interpretation.
In college a girlfriend used the name Cooter. Fun for awhile but too hilarious. It lacked respect, but it still cracks me up. You can say it a zillion different ways without ever sounding like a porn star. And really, isn’t that what we all want.

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October 17, 2008 at 10:20 am
Mandy
We call it Tootie Frog
October 20, 2008 at 9:58 pm
julie
loved “lady town” so much, i used it at a wedding on saturday (”look at that woman on the dance floor… the way she’s dancing, i think we all just got an invitation to lady town”, my husband then said “her underwear is not big enough, because i see all of the inland empire and i will gladly turn down that invite”)