If only you had a vagina

There’s lots of talk lately about women leaving their man for another woman. And ouch, that’s gotta hurt losing your partner to the other team. Or maybe it’s easier to take. Knowing you weren’t left for someone similar-only-hotter, but replaced by someone you couldn’t even compete with. Maybe?

If the love of your life leaves, would you rather it be for a man or a woman?

J.C. I know you’d prefer your husband be dead than gone, so you don’t get to answer.