Good Morning Fresno

If only I had a martini for every time I’ve heard “you’re a really funny girl.” And it is my most favorite compliment. But how far has it gotten me really.

A few days ago I visit my friend Terry, recovering from breast cancer surgery. Her mom’s staying with her, so she’s always there when we chat. Laughs at all my goofy stories, usually about dating yes, or she might think I’m just nuts. Then after the visit Terry sent me the sweetest email, seems her mom gets a kick out of my stories, well who doesn’t, and thinks I should have a TV show. She suggests “The View.”

I can out-funny that Whoopi or perky little Republican, Elizabeth any day. But I’m guessing they don’t let just anybody on there. So I have a plan to start small. Gain a following somewhere easy on one of those cheesy morning shows. I could be discovered, then a show way better than “The View” would be happy to have me. And hopefully we’d shoot at night cause I’m not really a morning person.