Cheating has never been easier

Life is Short. Have an affair. What a hideous tagline. And I wish it was just a joke. But it’s the site for people looking to meet and cheat. It’s called Ashley Madison, sweet name huh. Laura Ashley dresses meet Dolly Madison baked treats? WTF. They had an ad on the radio that was just too ridiculous to believe. I’ve heard the guy that started the company interviewed, he says he doesn’t encourage cheating. He just makes a shitload of cash from the losers that do indulge.

Am I the only one that feels nauseous about the whole thing? I’m sick the site exists, and that there’s a market for it. Who knew trampy tramps were so organized. Last I heard, life is too short to be in a lousy relationship. But these days what? Life is so short, save time by fucking around.

I checked the site out for myself. The tacky promo shot below is one of several just like it, you know the type. So maybe I’m naive, but I was surprised real people show their faces. Seems they don’t even worry about getting caught. This cats outta the bag. And into the bed. I’m going to go throw up now.

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I hate to tell you but there are a lot of the websites. My ex had an ad up on one back in 1999 that stated that our kids and I had been killed in a car accident, we did not end our marriage until 2 yrs later. I still have a computer disk with all his ads from 4 different sites at the time. I don’t like cheating but some of that cash would be nice.

Well, yesterday I get a call from my ex that goes I kid you not..

Ex - “I need you to please pick up our son as he gets off the bus at my house this after please.”

Me - “Okay but why you are suppose to have M & B this weekend.”

Ex - “Well, we have a little problem.”

Me - “The problem would be?”

Ex - “My girlfriend’s husband called my wife.”

Me - “Are you f**king kidding me? Did you not learn your lesson when our marriage ended?”

Ex - “Let’s not do this please.”

Me - “Fine I will get our son but you coward will be explaing this to our children Sunday at my home with my husband and I present. Got it?”

Ex - “Yes.”

Me - “One more thing how many times are you going to do this? This is not fair to the children involved. You also better tell your new little tart the truth because it will come it. I hope your dad’s proud because you are just like him.”

I can’t say I am surprised but I am surprised at the ads he had on the internet and that I am supposely dead.