Bad economy. Nice tits.

Guess what business is doing better now than it has all year?

That’s right, while the rest of us are tightening our belts, strippers are tossing theirs off in celebration. And maybe it’s their turn. To hang out with more unemployed, down on their luck guys than ever.

Perverse isn’t it? A tawdry career choice can withstand the crappy economy and even benefit. Seems bouncing boobs really are comforting in times of trouble.

If more men are at the strip clubs, where are women and how are we amusing ourselves? Clipping coupons and shopping at Walmart, sheesh I hope not. It will be interesting to see what industries survive and even prosper in this icky economy.

So what about all the stripper poles at home? In LA there’s a popular class where women go and learn to dance just like a tart. http://www.sfactor.com/ I never was sure how you’d explain that stripper pole in your bedroom, to your kids or parents. But now at least it’s thrifty.

Save money, strip at home.