Has anyone seen the Kay Jewelers commercial that Jane Seymour is doing now? I thought she was a medicine woman or chateau owner or something. How does she find the time to design ugly heart-themed jewels too? They’re supposed to be open hearts, but it looks more like a swans head to me. The foil animal kind, that waiters used to make for your leftovers.
I hope one day someone loves me enough NOT to shop at Kay Jewelers.

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January 7, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Andrea
Girl, you are hilarious. That jewelry is f’ing heinous.
To top it off, Kay Jewelers & Ms Seymour had a brilliant product placement in an episode of “my Name is Earl.” Sure, wouldn’t you clamor for the jewelry that trailer-trash heroine Joy (well played by Jaime Pressley) is fawning over as “the most beautiful thing ever”?