Holiday magic from Jane Seymour

Has anyone seen the Kay Jewelers commercial that Jane Seymour is doing now? I thought she was a medicine woman or chateau owner or something. How does she find the time to design ugly heart-themed jewels too? They’re supposed to be open hearts, but it looks more like a swans head to me. The foil animal kind, that waiters used to make for your leftovers.

I hope one day someone loves me enough NOT to shop at Kay Jewelers.

Girl, you are hilarious. That jewelry is f’ing heinous.

To top it off, Kay Jewelers & Ms Seymour had a brilliant product placement in an episode of “my Name is Earl.” Sure, wouldn’t you clamor for the jewelry that trailer-trash heroine Joy (well played by Jaime Pressley) is fawning over as “the most beautiful thing ever”?