Gimme back my foreskin

Ever heard of Foreskin Restoration? Me neither until just recently. And it’s every bit as weird as it sounds.

Once you were sans turtleneck, I thought that was it. Turns out some guys are pissed and want their sweater back. Sounds like surgery, right? Nope, the three suggested methods are weights, elastics and cones. Convenient for you do-it-yourselfers, these are at home projects. Or you can buy some creepy products already made for the job called “Foreballs” and “the Tugger.” Seriously.

http://www.norm.org/

This might be a real concern for someone somewhere, but really? Wearing weights or tape to stretch the penis skin back out? I can’t even imagine being the partner of the guy doing this.

While laughing about this with my sister, she told me about fake dog balls. That’s right. Plastic balls that get inserted at neutering. Why? To look like real balls of course. So the other dogs won’t laugh.

http://www.neuticles.com/